Mayhem in Monsterland
The pig
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
wasted by Mayhem @ 10:57
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Odličen vic :) Ob tem sem se spomnil na še enega podobnega:
Jedan nas politicar koga cemo zvati S isao je iz foruma u Beogradu u svoju bazu u Zagrebu, naravno crnim Mercedesom. Negde na putu kola nalete na svinju i ubiju je. Sofer kaze 'Znate, druze S, vas u ovoj republici ne vole nego najbolje da mi damo gas i kidnemo'. Ali drug S kaze 'Ne, ne, kaj bi onda rekli o meni, nego ti idi u kucu, kazi sta se desilo i plati koliko treba - da me posle ne olajavaju'. Otisao sofer i nema ga sat, nema ga dva sata, i najzad se vraca mrtav pijan. 'Sta je bilo', pita ga S a sofer kaze: 'Pojma, hik, nemam. Ja sam uso, hik, rekao "Ja sam sofer druga S i ubio sam svinju' a oni kazu sedi, pa svaka ti cast, pa popij jednu, pa popij drugu...'
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